Not a huge fan of porn (vids), but…

I am not a huge fan of porn… I think for me it is partly to do with my short attention span, and also the type of sex that traditional porn tends to portray.  Don’t get me wrong, I have my favourite videos, but they are few and far between.  ANNNNND with four kids in the house, watching porn just seems far too risky.

“Nan!  Last night I got up to go to the toilet and mum was watching a lady licking another lady’s vagina, on the computer!”.  I can hear it now!

I do, however, find myself getting very very distracted by images online.  Some, would most certainly fall under the category of ‘pornographic’, while others are more ‘intimate’ in nature… not quite explicit enough to be called porn, but probably not the type of photographs you’d want to share with your parents, your neighbour, your friendly local shopkeeper… you get the gist.

I enjoy looking at photos of men and women having sex, or being intimate… but what I REALLY like, and what REALLY makes me want to drag my wife into our bedroom and have my very wicked way with her, are photos of women together.  Women cuddling, women kissing, women touching each other, sucking each others nipples, fingering each other, biting, spanking, using toys, masturbating…

My own preference though, is for more realistic images.  I don’t like (as much) images which are very posed, and look as if they are just screen shots direct from a porn video.  I prefer images of women who aren’t a size 2, who aren’t made up to look skanky as hell… women who look like they are really enjoying themselves, and who aren’t just acting…

And boobs!!!  I like boobs!!!  Big boobs!!!  Perhaps this is because I am big breasted?  I like seeing women with boobs that jiggle and wobble and can be held onto… boobs that can be gripped, boobs that are a handful…

Oral sex is another thing I love seeing images of… but I like it to look real… not like the women are both in a certain position because it looks good on the camera… I want to see a woman with her face buried between the other womans legs, when the actual tongue and vagina can be seen, I don’t want to see the very tip of the tongue ‘stabbing’ at the clit (we all know that is just uncomfortable)… I want to see the flat of the tongue between the lips, I want to see the tongue probing at the entrance to the vagina……. I want to see oral that depicts oral the way *I* know (and looooooove) it, both as a giver and a receiver.

I know that everyone has a different idea of what makes a porny/sexual/explicit/intimate image ‘hot’, but these are the type of images that *I* am personally talking about… and which kill me each time I look at them…

this is a personal favourite of mine…
this isn’t exactly explicit, but I love the promise of what is to come…

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